tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-149461140302006182024-03-05T17:02:44.749+00:00Belfast TaxiA blog like the inside of taxi drivers head, full of random crap!!belfast cabbyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12816758057726122673noreply@blogger.comBlogger278125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14946114030200618.post-90236739462387969352011-04-05T21:15:00.000+01:002011-04-05T21:15:39.187+01:00Funeral notice<span class="messageBody"><strong><span style="font-size: large;">Just to let people know the funeral will be held on friday 5th April at 10.30am in Westbourne Presbyterian Church on the Newtownards Road, Belfast. </span></strong></span><br />
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<span class="messageBody"><strong><span style="font-size: large;">Everyone is more than welcome</span></strong></span>Mrs Belfast Cabbyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16625792400802661712noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14946114030200618.post-35361138434695129552011-04-02T02:42:00.000+01:002011-04-02T02:42:50.445+01:00RIP<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiVqC9WWqSZ6Amx1NcGyb3LvGlE_ZYgteUaoaLeR80D0QmlZ33PTvkQ7pYx3Pq25y34hV546cKcMtPWs0Igi2M0hs1OVMAFL72tvTS-pqGsGgbnS7eCWAnYdnJpAcF4iNL_a6FWBv3ncrI/s1600/jonny+001.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="218" r6="true" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiVqC9WWqSZ6Amx1NcGyb3LvGlE_ZYgteUaoaLeR80D0QmlZ33PTvkQ7pYx3Pq25y34hV546cKcMtPWs0Igi2M0hs1OVMAFL72tvTS-pqGsGgbnS7eCWAnYdnJpAcF4iNL_a6FWBv3ncrI/s320/jonny+001.jpg" width="320" /></a></div>belfast taxi driver passed away this evening.<br />
I'll miss you loadsMrs Belfast Cabbyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16625792400802661712noreply@blogger.com39tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14946114030200618.post-59294976286605499812011-04-01T16:48:00.000+01:002011-04-01T16:48:12.700+01:00Kept man...<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://www.blogcdn.com/www.autoblog.com/media/2007/04/130407ltia.jpg" imageanchor="1" linkindex="5" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="241" src="http://www.blogcdn.com/www.autoblog.com/media/2007/04/130407ltia.jpg" width="320" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br />
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</div><div style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; text-align: center;">It seems i am to be a kept man in the short term at least.</div><div style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; text-align: center;"><br />
</div><div style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; text-align: center;">My ankle shows no sign of healing in fact its getting worse if i am honest, i may have to give in and go to A+E and get it checked out.</div><div style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; text-align: center;"><br />
</div><div style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; text-align: center;">So Mrs.belfasttaxi has stepped into the breach and is going back to work (bills need payed), something she is very nervious about but God love her she is doing it anyway.</div><div style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; text-align: center;"><br />
</div><div style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; text-align: center;">I on the other hand am stuck on the sofa unable to move without much F-ing and jeffing and maybe a little squealing.</div><div style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; text-align: center;"><br />
</div><div style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; text-align: center;">I have a hard tme relaxing when she is working and i am not.</div><div style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; text-align: center;"><br />
</div><div style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; text-align: center;">I dont know how long it will be until i get back to work hopefully not to long.</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br />
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</div>belfast cabbyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12816758057726122673noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14946114030200618.post-56481543608768721982011-04-01T00:09:00.001+01:002011-04-01T00:09:01.015+01:00New heads up display Sat Nav<div style="text-align: center;">I have been toying with the idea of a new Satnav for the last few weeks, mine still works fine but i am a sucker for new technology.</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br />
</div><div style="text-align: center;"> </div><div style="text-align: center;">If it flashes and goes beep im you man.</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br />
</div><div style="text-align: center;">I am tempted to wait a little while as in about another six to twelve months garmin are bringing out a new heads up display model.</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br />
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</div><div style="text-align: center;">I so so want one, all i have to do is convince she who must be obeyed!</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br />
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</div>belfast cabbyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12816758057726122673noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14946114030200618.post-65242612903307345642011-03-31T16:06:00.000+01:002011-03-31T16:06:19.967+01:00Sad taxi driver joke of the week no.24<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://www.westportct.org/NR/rdonlyres/08CAC031-93E5-447E-9765-AE2E5AFF22D7/954/RearPorch522.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="239" src="http://www.westportct.org/NR/rdonlyres/08CAC031-93E5-447E-9765-AE2E5AFF22D7/954/RearPorch522.jpg" width="320" /></a></div><div style="font-family: verdana, arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; text-align: center;"><br />
</div><div style="font-family: verdana, arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; text-align: center;">A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood.</div><div style="font-family: verdana, arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; text-align: center;"><br />
</div><div style="font-family: verdana, arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; text-align: center;"> She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do.</div><div style="font-family: verdana, arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; text-align: center;"><br />
</div><div style="font-family: verdana, arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; text-align: center;">"Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?"</div><div style="font-family: verdana, arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; text-align: center;"><br />
</div><div style="font-family: verdana, arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; text-align: center;">The blonde said, "How about 50 dollars?" </div><div style="font-family: verdana, arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; text-align: center;"><br />
</div><div style="font-family: verdana, arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; text-align: center;">The man agreed and told her that the paint and ladders that she might need were in the garage.</div><div style="font-family: verdana, arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; text-align: center;"><br />
</div><div style="font-family: verdana, arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; text-align: center;"> The man's wife, inside the house, heard the conversation and said to her husband, "Does she realize that the porch goes all the way around the house?"</div><div style="font-family: verdana, arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; text-align: center;"><br />
</div><div style="font-family: verdana, arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; text-align: center;">The man replied, "She should. She was standing on the porch."</div><div style="font-family: verdana, arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; text-align: center;"><br />
</div><div style="font-family: verdana, arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; text-align: center;">A short time later, the blonde came to the door to collect her money.</div><div style="font-family: verdana, arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; text-align: center;"><br />
</div><div style="font-family: verdana, arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; text-align: center;">"You're finished already?" he asked. </div><div style="font-family: verdana, arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; text-align: center;"><br />
</div><div style="font-family: verdana, arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; text-align: center;">"Yes," the blonde answered, "and I had paint left over, so I gave it two coats.</div><div style="font-family: verdana, arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; text-align: center;"><br />
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</div><div style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; text-align: center;">We have had our pup ruby about 8 months now and from time to time we take her to see her litter mate who are owned by my <span class="answerbag_vibrant">cousin</span>.</div><div style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; text-align: center;"><br />
</div><div style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; text-align: center;">I couldn't go because of my ankle playing up so she took a few videos for me.</div><div style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; text-align: center;"><br />
</div><div style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; text-align: center;">This is ruby when she arrived at the park messing about in the woods waiting on the other pups arriving</div><div style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; text-align: center;"><br />
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</div><div style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; text-align: center;">Ruby had a bit of a run about and was her normal pain in the butt self</div><div style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; text-align: center;"><br />
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</div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;">But then the real messers of the family turned up and reminded us just how good a dog ruby really is by jumping straight into the river the both of them.</span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br />
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</div><div style="text-align: center;">Finally they got them out of the river (mrs.belfasttaxi go a wet butt for her trouble)</div><div style="text-align: center;">but instead of going home in my taxi like they where ment to my cousion and had to walk.</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br />
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</div>belfast cabbyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12816758057726122673noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14946114030200618.post-21423184091829575642011-03-29T15:13:00.000+01:002011-03-29T15:13:10.693+01:00Thunderstruck........<div style="text-align: center;"><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4014/4339224538_36c10a2d7f.jpg" imageanchor="1" linkindex="239" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="320" src="http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4014/4339224538_36c10a2d7f.jpg" width="213" /></a></div><br />
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As you may have read in the last post i fell on my ass much to the amusement of the punters getting into my car.</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br />
</div><div style="text-align: center;">What i didn't tell you is that twisted my ankle in the fall, i didn't mention it because well it was nothing more than a wee niggle at the time which i assumed would sort itself out.</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br />
</div><div style="text-align: center;">It did sort itself out by doubling in size and leaving me unable to put any weight on it!</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br />
</div><div style="text-align: center;">Now i ain't looking sympathy for any of my dear readers cos well sh#t happens, OK so it happens to me a bit more than others but hey I'm a klutz what you gonna do!</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br />
</div><div style="text-align: center;">But what would be nice is a little respect in my own house from my so called loving family namely Jr.</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br />
</div><div style="text-align: center;">Due to the ankle i kinda have to hop everywhere which is bad enough when you weigh nearly 30 stone.</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br />
</div><div style="text-align: center;">But its is made so much worse when you are followed about by a 10 year old little prat going</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br />
</div><div style="text-align: center;">na na na na na na na na <b>THUNDER</b>,</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br />
</div><div style="text-align: center;">na na na na na na na na <b>THUNDER</b><br />
every time my foot hit the floor, hes friggin dead if i ever manage to catch him.</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br />
</div><div style="text-align: center;">Ac/Dc have a lot to answer for.</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br />
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</div>belfast cabbyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12816758057726122673noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14946114030200618.post-60529968213095608022011-03-28T15:05:00.000+01:002011-03-28T15:05:11.360+01:00A little Trip<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-bDL5Dg-etUo/TZCUiU7JqKI/AAAAAAAACPE/K3h1aZ9-4cA/s1600/cayenne.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="300" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-bDL5Dg-etUo/TZCUiU7JqKI/AAAAAAAACPE/K3h1aZ9-4cA/s400/cayenne.jpg" width="400" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-small;">Cayenne on Great Victoria st</span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br />
</div><div style="text-align: center;">Friday night was turning out to be normal half hearted slog its been for the last month or so now and if i am honest i was staring to come up with an excuse that Mrs.belfasttaxi would believe for calling it a night.</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br />
</div><div style="text-align: center;">I wasnt having much luck the trouble with having a spouse in the same trade as yourself is they know when your spoofing.</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br />
</div><div style="text-align: center;">Just as i was about to get out and stretch my legs i got a call to Cayenne to pick up table 50 going to Bangor.</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br />
</div><div style="text-align: center;">Nice little run i was quite chuffed, so off a sped</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br />
</div><div style="text-align: center;"> (parking outside Cayenne can be difficult) </div><div style="text-align: center;"><br />
</div><div style="text-align: center;">I managed to get parked easily right outside the door which was great as my leg still gives me some hassle and was badly swollen!</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br />
</div><div style="text-align: center;">Anyhoo i go in and ask the lovely waitress for my table and wait by the front door.</div><div style="text-align: center;">(staff in Cayenne are always lovely and great to deal with)</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br />
</div><div style="text-align: center;">I'm told they are on there way so i go to head back to the car, trouble is my knee has just locked up.</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br />
</div><div style="text-align: center;">So i am for the want of a better description gimpping <span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-small;">(picture Igor form Frankenstein movies) </span>back to the car trying to look as normal as possible when my fare, two couples come out of the building and call to me checking i was for them.</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br />
</div><div style="text-align: center;">I turned round smiled at them and assured them i was.</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br />
</div><div style="text-align: center;">I then spun back round missed the curb and with all the grace of a hippo high diving bellyfloped onto the road</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br />
</div><div style="text-align: center;">I am pretty sure i looked like a beached manatee laying in the road.</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br />
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</div><div style="text-align: center;">I know what you think my fare ran to my aid being the kind well rounded people of the world that they where!</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br />
</div><div style="text-align: center;">Did they my arse, they near wet themselves laughing.</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br />
</div><div style="text-align: center;">Bastards</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br />
</div><div style="text-align: center;">Still revenge was mine sort of!</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br />
</div><div style="text-align: center;">I went to Bangor the long way.</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br />
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</div>belfast cabbyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12816758057726122673noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14946114030200618.post-20456361858388378652011-03-24T07:15:00.000+00:002011-03-24T07:15:35.015+00:00New Exercise Routine<div style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; text-align: center;">I have finally given in and decided to start an exercise routine as my doctor has been asking me to do.</div><div style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; text-align: center;"><br />
</div><div style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; text-align: center;">Rather than slogging off to the gym after a hard days driving, i though things would work out better with a solid piece of home exercise equipment.</div><div style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; text-align: center;"><br />
</div><div style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; text-align: center;">Thankfully i found a piece of kit that suits me and was cheap to buy.</div><div style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; text-align: center;"><br />
</div><div style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; text-align: center;">Check it out and let me know what you think.</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br />
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</div>belfast cabbyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12816758057726122673noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14946114030200618.post-68093179256374993402011-03-23T16:04:00.000+00:002011-03-23T16:04:42.585+00:00A break at last<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://www.motorcyclenews.com/upload/199847/images/Petrol%20pump.jpg" imageanchor="1" linkindex="15" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="240" src="http://www.motorcyclenews.com/upload/199847/images/Petrol%20pump.jpg" width="320" /></a></div><div style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; text-align: center;"><br />
</div><div style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; text-align: center;">I dread the budget when it comes round every year mostly due to them increasing fuel duty.</div><div style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; text-align: center;"><br />
</div><div style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; text-align: center;">Thankfully the Chancellor has stopped the automatic rise in duty that was due next week (inflation plus 1 penny on a litre = 6 pence this time round) that would have seen the price for a gallon of diesel go up to £5.90 in fact he even dropped duty by a penny a litre.</div><div style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; text-align: center;"><br />
</div><div style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; text-align: center;">At the minute 60 odd percent of the cost of a gallon of diesel is tax meaning that roughly £3.54 out of £5.90 is tax.</div><div style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; text-align: center;"><br />
</div><div style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; text-align: center;">To think that when i started taxi driving a gallon of fuel was about £2.80 and that was only 6 -7 years ago.</div><div style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; text-align: center;"><br />
</div><div style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; text-align: center;">The new measure won't provide much relief but if it stops or even delays them worsening even a little they are most welcome.</div><div style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; text-align: center;"><br />
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</div>belfast cabbyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12816758057726122673noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14946114030200618.post-85002704617680409252011-03-23T06:26:00.001+00:002011-03-23T06:31:08.597+00:00Taxi drivers sad joke of the week no 23<div style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; text-align: center;"><br />
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</div><div style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; text-align: center;">Shakey went to a psychiatrist.</div><div style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; text-align: center;"><br />
</div><div style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; text-align: center;">"Doc," he said, "I've got trouble. Every time I get into bed, I think there's somebody under it. I get under the bed, I think there's somebody on top of it.</div><div style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; text-align: center;"><br />
</div><div style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; text-align: center;">Top, under, top, under. "you gotta help me, I'm going crazy!" <br />
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"Just put yourself in my hands for two years," said the shrink. "Come to me three times a week, and I'll cure your fears." <br />
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"How much do you charge?" <br />
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"A hundred pounds per visit." <br />
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"I'll sleep on it," said Shakey. <br />
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Six months later the doctor met Shakey on the street. "Why didn't you ever come to see me again?" asked the psychiatrist. <br />
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"For a hundred quid a visit?"</div><div style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; text-align: center;"><br />
</div><div style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; text-align: center;">"A taxi driver cured me for ten quid." <br />
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"Is that so!" </div><div style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; text-align: center;"><br />
</div><div style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; text-align: center;">"How?" <br />
<span style="color: lime;">#</span></div><div style="color: lime; font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; text-align: center;">#</div><div style="color: lime; font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; text-align: center;">#</div><div style="color: lime; font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; text-align: center;">#</div><div style="color: lime; font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; text-align: center;">#</div><div style="color: lime; font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; text-align: center;">#</div><div style="color: lime; font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; text-align: center;">####</div><div style="color: lime; font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; text-align: center;">##</div><div style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; text-align: center;"><span style="color: lime;">#</span><br />
</div><div style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; text-align: center;">"He told me to cut the legs off the bed!" </div><div style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; text-align: center;"><br />
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</div>belfast cabbyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12816758057726122673noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14946114030200618.post-28656225922347000382011-03-21T07:41:00.000+00:002011-03-21T07:41:45.112+00:00Lent Fail..........IBA's i needed to know!<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg4jCsmOSeetdw6MvMbGtEMkZb44AZXX7ZH-6c8LZVW2uoqS-tDbzDGr_GPsuTDI2kiIEIegH9mrygIPTp5hs3Q39_tOnZCP6AprIvTzybmtIY7TowACwReI8jMveUl9-ewi6NEe-ycuI4/s1600/ibas.JPG" imageanchor="1" linkindex="241" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg4jCsmOSeetdw6MvMbGtEMkZb44AZXX7ZH-6c8LZVW2uoqS-tDbzDGr_GPsuTDI2kiIEIegH9mrygIPTp5hs3Q39_tOnZCP6AprIvTzybmtIY7TowACwReI8jMveUl9-ewi6NEe-ycuI4/s1600/ibas.JPG" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br />
</div><div style="text-align: center;">OK so the wife's little plan for us to suffer together didn't quite work out, i couldn't do without knowing who won the <a href="http://awards.ie/blogawards/" linkindex="242">Irish Blog Awards</a>.</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br />
</div><div style="text-align: center;">Or in her words" I am weak" after 12 tears of marriage you would have though she might have known this, its probably the reason i give in to her so much!</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br />
</div><div style="text-align: center;">Anyhoo i would like to congratulate all those who won on Saturday night with special congrats going to the Legend that is Manuel of the <a href="http://welldonefillet.com/" linkindex="243">Well done fillet</a> who after many year of being robbed finally won best humour, any one who doesn't read the <a href="http://welldonefillet.com/" linkindex="244">well done fillet</a> seriously check it out.</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br />
</div><div style="text-align: center;">I would also like to give a wee mention to </div><div style="text-align: center;"><br />
</div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: small;">Clive and his owner Murry for <a href="http://assistdogautism.blogspot.com/" linkindex="245">Assistance Dog for Autism</a> as best specialist blog, which is a great wee read.</span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: small;"><br />
</span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: small;">Also to <a href="http://nessasfamilykitchen.blogspot.com/" linkindex="246">Nessa's Family Kitchen</a> for best new blog. </span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: small;"><br />
</span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: small;">I was lucky enough to help judge (under my proper name) these categories and am chuffed they both won.</span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: small;"><br />
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</span></div>belfast cabbyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12816758057726122673noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14946114030200618.post-66703779915799097022011-03-09T06:02:00.000+00:002011-03-09T06:02:36.581+00:00Lent update<div style="text-align: center;">Ok it has been decided that for lent i wont be giving up me beloved tayto cheese and onion.</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br />
</div><div style="text-align: center;">Instead i will be giving up the internet, my wife pointed out that i spend at least a couple of hours a day online.</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br />
</div><div style="text-align: center;">With the number of blogs i read amongst other things like facebook and twitter what she says is probably true.</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br />
</div><div style="text-align: center;">So for the next 40 days or so i am outta hear and in a sad way i am kinda of looking forward to the challenge.</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br />
</div><div style="text-align: center;">The only allowance is that i will still have my email as that is sent to my phone anyway so if anyone wants me still feel free to drop me a line.</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br />
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</div>belfast cabbyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12816758057726122673noreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14946114030200618.post-36851737318020501332011-03-08T16:48:00.000+00:002011-03-08T16:48:29.687+00:00Lent.<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://farm1.static.flickr.com/66/219589203_df0fb9b9f7.jpg" imageanchor="1" linkindex="228" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="240" src="http://farm1.static.flickr.com/66/219589203_df0fb9b9f7.jpg" width="320" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br />
</div><div style="text-align: center;">Have you ever given up anything for lent.</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br />
</div><div style="text-align: center;">I haven't and to be honest i was happy not bothering, however she who must be obeyed is going to.</div><div style="text-align: center;"> <br />
Therefore in Belfasttaxi tradition i am going to suffer as well.</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br />
</div><div style="text-align: center;">The only question is what to give up some of the things i would like to give up are</div><div style="text-align: center;"> driving,</div><div style="text-align: center;">shaving,</div><div style="text-align: center;">having to look after jr when the footballs on,</div><div style="text-align: center;"> taking Ruby out for a pee,</div><div style="text-align: center;">taking Ruby out for a not a pee </div><div style="text-align: center;">and the doing the dishes.</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br />
</div><div style="text-align: center;">Of course there is more chance of a monkey crawling out of my ass than me getting away with any of the above.</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br />
</div><div style="text-align: center;">No as a fat man who needs to lose a few stone i am pretty sure it will be some kind of foodstuff.</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br />
</div><div style="text-align: center;">I just hope its not my beloved Tayto cheesy onions</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br />
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</div>belfast cabbyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12816758057726122673noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14946114030200618.post-82200494170146597412011-03-07T15:39:00.000+00:002011-03-07T15:39:50.044+00:00The Worst Bit........<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://www.officezombies.co.uk/images/zombie_walking.jpg" imageanchor="1" linkindex="219" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="207" src="http://www.officezombies.co.uk/images/zombie_walking.jpg" width="320" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br />
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</div><div style="text-align: center;">Do you want to know the worst part of working night shift?</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br />
</div><div style="text-align: center;">Its just after i get out of my car for the first time in 12 hours.</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br />
</div><div style="text-align: center;">Why?</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br />
</div><div style="text-align: center;">Well to answer you simply all the muscles in my legs and back have seized and they are not best chuffed at being asked to carry hulking mass into the house never mind up the stairs.</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br />
</div><div style="text-align: center;">Or to put it another way i hate walking like a zombie with a case of the dribbly shits who didn't make it to the loo in time!</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br />
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</div><div style="text-align: center;">I am only thankful that in the wee small hours there is no one about to laugh at me.</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br />
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</div>belfast cabbyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12816758057726122673noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14946114030200618.post-64044139503686347402011-03-06T09:58:00.000+00:002011-03-06T09:58:18.519+00:00Sad taxi drivers joke of the week no.22<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://occupyfun.com/media/photos/5/728-naughty-children.jpg" imageanchor="1" linkindex="217" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="240" src="http://occupyfun.com/media/photos/5/728-naughty-children.jpg" width="320" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br />
</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br />
</div><div style="text-align: center;">Whenever your kids are out of control, you can take comfort from the thought that even God had a little trouble with kids. </div><div style="text-align: center;"><br />
</div><div style="text-align: center;">After creating heaven and earth, God created Adam and Eve. And the first thing he said was, "Don't."<br />
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"Don't what?" Adam replied.<br />
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"Don't eat the forbidden fruit," God said.<br />
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"Forbidden fruit? We got forbidden fruit? Hey, Eve...we got forbidden fruit!"<br />
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"No way!"<br />
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"Way!"<br />
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"Don't eat that fruit!" said God.<br />
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"Why?"<br />
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"Because I am your Father and I said so!" said God</div><div style="text-align: center;"> (wondering why he hadn't stopped after making the elephants). </div><div style="text-align: center;"><br />
</div><div style="text-align: center;">A few minutes later God saw his kids having an apple break and was angry.<br />
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"Didn't I tell you not to eat the fruit?" God asked.<br />
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"Uh huh, " Adam replied.<br />
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"Then why did you?"<br />
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"I dunno" Eve answered.<br />
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"She started it!" Adam said.<br />
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"Did not!"<br />
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"Did too!"<br />
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"DID NOT!"<br />
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Having had it with the two of them, God's punishment was that Adam and Eve should have children of their own.</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br />
</div><div style="text-align: center;"> Thus the pattern was set and it has never changed.</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br />
</div><div style="text-align: center;"> If God had trouble handling children, what makes you think it would be a piece of cake for you?<br />
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Advice for the day: If you have a lot of tension and you get a headache, do what it says on the aspirin bottle!</div><div style="color: yellow; text-align: center;">#</div><div style="color: yellow; text-align: center;">#</div><div style="color: yellow; text-align: center;">#</div><div style="color: yellow; text-align: center;">#</div><div style="color: yellow; text-align: center;">#</div><div style="color: yellow; text-align: center;">####</div><div style="color: yellow; text-align: center;">##</div><div style="color: yellow; text-align: center;">#</div><div style="text-align: center;">Take two and keep away from children</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br />
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</div>belfast cabbyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12816758057726122673noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14946114030200618.post-3917838404663604122011-03-04T07:51:00.000+00:002011-03-04T07:51:07.721+00:00How to make a woman happy!........ Points Guide<div style="text-align: center;"></div><div style="text-align: center;"></div><div style="text-align: center;"></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://lh4.googleusercontent.com/-3QBzBm7u-Hg/TXCZLpMlPwI/AAAAAAAACNk/QgoxxQ1pxy8/s1600/smiling-woman-looking-up2.jpg" imageanchor="1" linkindex="215" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="https://lh4.googleusercontent.com/-3QBzBm7u-Hg/TXCZLpMlPwI/AAAAAAAACNk/QgoxxQ1pxy8/s1600/smiling-woman-looking-up2.jpg" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br />
</div><div style="text-align: center;">In the world of relationships, one single rule applies:<br />
</div><div style="text-align: center;">Make the woman happy.<br />
</div><div style="text-align: center;">Do something she likes, and you get points.</div><div style="text-align: center;">Do something she dislikes, and points are subtracted.</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br />
You don't get any points for doing something she expects...Sorry, that's the way it is.<br />
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Here's a guide to the point system.<br />
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<span style="font-size: large;"><b>Simple Duties:</b></span><br />
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You make the bed (+1)<br />
</div><div style="text-align: center;">You make the bed, but forget to add the decorative pillows (0) </div><div style="text-align: center;"><br />
</div><div style="text-align: center;">You throw the bedspread over rumpled sheets(-1)<br />
</div><div style="text-align: center;">You leave the toilet seat up (-5)<br />
</div><div style="text-align: center;">You replace the toilet-paper roll when it's empty (0)<br />
</div><div style="text-align: center;">When the toilet-paper roll is barren, you resort to Kleenex (-1) <br />
</div><div style="text-align: center;">She sends you out to buy her spring-fresh extra-light panty liners with wings (+5)<br />
</div><div style="text-align: center;">But return with beer (-5)<br />
</div><div style="text-align: center;">You check out a suspicious noise at night (0)<br />
</div><div style="text-align: center;">You check out a suspicious noise and it's nothing (0)<br />
</div><div style="text-align: center;">You check out a suspicious noise and it's something (+5)<br />
</div><div style="text-align: center;">You pummel it with a six iron (+10)<br />
</div><div style="text-align: center;">It's her father (-20)<br />
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<span style="font-size: large;"><b>Social Engagements</b></span><br />
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You stay by her side the entire party (0)<br />
</div><div style="text-align: center;">You stay by her side for a while, then leave to chat with a drinking buddy (-2)<br />
</div><div style="text-align: center;">Named Tiffany (-4)<br />
</div><div style="text-align: center;"> Tiffany is a model (-6)</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br />
</div><div style="text-align: center;">Tiffany has implants (-8)<br />
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<span style="font-size: large;"><b>Her Birthday</b></span><br />
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You take her out to dinner (0)<br />
</div><div style="text-align: center;">You take her out to dinner and it's not Pizza Hut (+1)<br />
</div><div style="text-align: center;">Okay, it is a Pizza Hut (-20)<br />
</div><div style="text-align: center;">And it's all-you-can-eat night (-30)<br />
</div><div style="text-align: center;">It's a Pizza Hut, it's all-you-can-eat night, and you take a drink so she has to drive you home (-100)<br />
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<span style="font-size: large;"><b>A Night Out with The Boys</b></span><br />
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Go out with a mate (-5)<br />
</div><div style="text-align: center;">And the mate is happily married (-4)<br />
</div><div style="text-align: center;">Or single (-7)<br />
</div><div style="text-align: center;">And he drives a porsche (-10)<br />
</div><div style="text-align: center;">With a personalized license plate "GR8 N BED" (-15)<br />
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<span style="font-size: large;"><b>A Night Out</b></span><br />
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You take her to a movie (+2)<br />
</div><div style="text-align: center;">You take her to a movie she likes (+4)<br />
</div><div style="text-align: center;">You take her to a movie you hate (+6)<br />
</div><div style="text-align: center;">You take her to a movie you like (-2)<br />
</div><div style="text-align: center;">It's called DeathCop3 (-3)<br />
</div><div style="text-align: center;"> Which features cyborgs having sex (-9)<br />
</div><div style="text-align: center;">You lied and said it was a foreign film about orphans (-15)<br />
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<span style="font-size: large;"><b>Your Physique</b></span><br />
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You develop a noticeable potbelly (-15)<br />
</div><div style="text-align: center;">You develop a noticeable potbelly and exercise to get rid of it (+10)<br />
</div><div style="text-align: center;">You develop a noticeable potbelly and resort to loose jeans and baggy Hawaiian shirts (-30)<br />
</div><div style="text-align: center;">You say "I don't give a damn because you have one too" (-800)<br />
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<b><span style="font-size: large;">The Big Question</span></b><br />
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She asks, "Do I look fat?"</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br />
</div><div style="text-align: center;">You tell the truth (-5)<br />
</div><div style="text-align: center;">You hesitate in responding (-10)<br />
</div><div style="text-align: center;">You reply, "No?" while trying not to laugh (-35)<br />
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<span style="font-size: large;"><b>Communication</b></span><br />
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When she wants to talk about a problem, you listen, displaying what looks like a concerned expression (0)<br />
</div><div style="text-align: center;">When she wants to talk, you listen, for over 30 minutes (+5)<br />
</div><div style="text-align: center;">You listen for more than 30 minutes without looking at the TV (+10)<br />
</div><div style="text-align: center;">She realizes this is because you've fallen asleep (-20) </div><div style="text-align: center;"><br />
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</div>belfast cabbyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12816758057726122673noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14946114030200618.post-3853236031191118422011-03-04T00:07:00.000+00:002011-03-04T00:07:57.389+00:00Dummys...................<iframe allowfullscreen="" frameborder="0" height="349" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/oh8julQJGbY?rel=0" title="YouTube video player" width="560"></iframe>belfast cabbyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12816758057726122673noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14946114030200618.post-88426111418434266292011-03-02T03:40:00.001+00:002011-03-02T04:30:49.892+00:00Belfast City Airport Anything to Screw Another Few Quid Out of You<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://lh5.googleusercontent.com/-b2SdbgFROFc/TW27w5T8L0I/AAAAAAAACNQ/aMxeFG8j3fY/s1600/eca.jpg" imageanchor="1" linkindex="21" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="320" src="https://lh5.googleusercontent.com/-b2SdbgFROFc/TW27w5T8L0I/AAAAAAAACNQ/aMxeFG8j3fY/s320/eca.jpg" width="240" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="color: yellow; font-size: x-small;"> Roads Paved with Gold</span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br />
</div><div style="text-align: center;">Yesterday Belfast City Airport decided to impose more charges on its customers using its drop off and pick up zone,</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br />
</div><div style="text-align: center;">From Tuesday 1st March 2011, using traffic management as an excuse the airport declared the 10 minute free period for the pick up and drop off zone may only be used once.</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br />
</div><div style="text-align: center;">After which GBBCA will operate a ‘No return within 30 minutes policy so that the sneaky wee shites who leave the carpark and re-enter after 10 minutes instead of giving us money will have to pay when the person they are waiting to pick up is late on one of our flights.’<br />
<span style="font-size: x-small;">(this would included lots and lots of taxis)</span><br />
</div><div style="text-align: center;">If you return to the Pick Up & Drop Off Zone within 30 minutes of your previous visit even if you are a taxi bringing different customers, you will automatically be charged a minimum of £2.00 upon exit. </div><div style="text-align: center;"><br />
</div><div style="text-align: center;">This should make us lots and lots of lovely cash because taxis in the mornings sometimes drop here several times and hour. </div><div class="Clearer" style="text-align: center;"></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://lh4.googleusercontent.com/-2yP6P1HHWl4/TN4bhLQ92nI/AAAAAAAAB0k/mDYWVeUufp8/s1600/148AB77F489BFF3030BE25EE538EB019.png" imageanchor="1" linkindex="22" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="https://lh4.googleusercontent.com/-2yP6P1HHWl4/TN4bhLQ92nI/AAAAAAAAB0k/mDYWVeUufp8/s1600/148AB77F489BFF3030BE25EE538EB019.png" /></a></div><div class="Clearer" style="text-align: center;"></div><div></div><div class="NewsBody" style="text-align: center;"></div>belfast cabbyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12816758057726122673noreply@blogger.com3George Best Belfast City Airport (BHD), Belfast, UK54.6155754 -5.870474554.5907249 -5.9288395000000005 54.6404259 -5.8121095tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14946114030200618.post-48098665487118571562011-03-01T03:13:00.000+00:002011-03-01T03:13:16.051+00:00New style Traffic Lights<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh8qquT9OnC9c_UEZ1hh_Tkde-uz2jiKHIpTTO9gDToZuFtGgglJUqihTe7YN6FEOTpfolXtuCaD7HzEROFW5FSkCKA-tlvP4YeorBCDOIZcsw0RgLVgCMmKV-Z_7YgDyukXw9Q4wNGxLU/s1600/traffic+lights.jpg" imageanchor="1" linkindex="216" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh8qquT9OnC9c_UEZ1hh_Tkde-uz2jiKHIpTTO9gDToZuFtGgglJUqihTe7YN6FEOTpfolXtuCaD7HzEROFW5FSkCKA-tlvP4YeorBCDOIZcsw0RgLVgCMmKV-Z_7YgDyukXw9Q4wNGxLU/s1600/traffic+lights.jpg" /></a></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://lh4.googleusercontent.com/-2yP6P1HHWl4/TN4bhLQ92nI/AAAAAAAAB0k/mDYWVeUufp8/s1600/148AB77F489BFF3030BE25EE538EB019.png" imageanchor="1" linkindex="217" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="https://lh4.googleusercontent.com/-2yP6P1HHWl4/TN4bhLQ92nI/AAAAAAAAB0k/mDYWVeUufp8/s1600/148AB77F489BFF3030BE25EE538EB019.png" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br />
</div>belfast cabbyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12816758057726122673noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14946114030200618.post-29095236004718899332011-02-28T11:32:00.000+00:002011-02-28T11:32:17.243+00:00What an awful weekend....<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://files.sharenator.com/grumpy_cat2_Grumpy_Cats-s250x263-51793-580.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="http://files.sharenator.com/grumpy_cat2_Grumpy_Cats-s250x263-51793-580.jpg" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;">This cat knows how i feel</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br />
</div><div style="text-align: center;">Readers i don't know where to begin, it has been an truly awful weekend.</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br />
</div><div style="text-align: center;">1. I have been under the weather all week.(think i may be a little depressed)</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br />
</div><div style="text-align: center;">2. I fell down the stairs</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br />
</div><div style="text-align: center;">3. It was really quiet with little work about, I had hoped with folks getting payed at the end of the month it would have been busy.</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br />
</div><div style="text-align: center;">4.Slipped on mutts chew toy, stubbed toe while landing ass cheek first on her bone</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br />
</div><div style="text-align: center;">4. Worst of all Arsenal lost the cup final.</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br />
</div><div style="text-align: center;">5.Had to put up with texts,emails,tweets and facebook messages telling me Arsenal lost the stupid friggin cup</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br />
</div><div style="text-align: center;">6.Fell asleep and missed Top Gear.</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br />
</div><div style="text-align: center;">7. Cant quite explain how but fell up the stairs (hurt wrist on top landing)</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br />
</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br />
</div><div style="text-align: center;">All in all bloody glad its over.</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br />
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</div>belfast cabbyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12816758057726122673noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14946114030200618.post-91969787428423174292011-02-27T13:01:00.000+00:002011-02-27T13:01:15.667+00:00Cup Final.......Mon the Gooners<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://www.buzzinchampionshipfootball.co.uk/files/2009/08/carling-cup-image.jpg" imageanchor="1" linkindex="216" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="http://www.buzzinchampionshipfootball.co.uk/files/2009/08/carling-cup-image.jpg" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br />
</div><div style="text-align: center;">I finished early last night just to be sure i would be up in time for to days cup final.</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br />
</div><div style="text-align: center;">The mighty and glorious Arsenal are playing some poor bunch of reprobate Brummies.</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br />
</div><div style="text-align: center;">I shall enjoy watching the carnage before Arsenal lift the cup.</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br />
</div><div style="text-align: center;">My only complaint is that the Ireland Six Nations rugby match is on at the same time bad planning by the TV people if you ask me.</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br />
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</div>belfast cabbyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12816758057726122673noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14946114030200618.post-15185584092916003962011-02-26T10:43:00.000+00:002011-02-26T10:43:32.343+00:00How funny can ripping paper be?<div style="text-align: center;">Well its near the end of another slow and some what stressful week.</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br />
</div><div style="text-align: center;">On top of that its kind of been a boring one as well with very little to pass on to your good selves.</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br />
</div><div style="text-align: center;">Still there is always Saturday night. </div><div style="text-align: center;"><br />
</div><div style="text-align: center;">Anyhow i was sent this video and it cheered me up and smile a little.</div><br />
<div style="text-align: center;">If you don't smile by the end of this video your dead inside.</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br />
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</div>belfast cabbyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12816758057726122673noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14946114030200618.post-12188969214972101522011-02-25T06:17:00.000+00:002011-02-25T06:17:00.326+00:00Darth Vader V Hitler Rap Battle....<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQ24ZnRmim-BDtiTgtSsbTDF1KNeXUmYREHc50hcYd_EebvyfPX" imageanchor="1" linkindex="219" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQ24ZnRmim-BDtiTgtSsbTDF1KNeXUmYREHc50hcYd_EebvyfPX" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br />
</div><div style="text-align: center;">Over the last few days i have discovered the wonderful time wasting ways of <a href="http://www.stumbleupon.com/home/" linkindex="220">Stumbleupon</a>.</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br />
</div><div style="text-align: center;">Well on one of my late night stumbles i came across this video that got me a punch in the ribs and told to shut up from the misses for giggling like a fire year old</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br />
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</div>belfast cabbyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12816758057726122673noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14946114030200618.post-75777729736509269502011-02-23T14:19:00.001+00:002011-02-23T14:21:33.959+00:00Sad taxi drivers joke of the week no.21<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://image.spreadshirt.com/image-server/image/composition/15828343/view/1/producttypecolor/2/type/png/width/378/height/378/black-jigsaw-puzzle-piece-women-s-t-shirts_design.png" imageanchor="1" linkindex="21" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="200" src="http://image.spreadshirt.com/image-server/image/composition/15828343/view/1/producttypecolor/2/type/png/width/378/height/378/black-jigsaw-puzzle-piece-women-s-t-shirts_design.png" width="200" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br />
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</div><div style="text-align: center;">John gets a distressed phone call from his very blonde girlfriend Buffy.<br />
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"I've got a problem," says Buffy.<br />
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"What's the matter?" asks John.<br />
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"Well, I bought this jigsaw puzzle, but it's too hard.</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br />
</div><div style="text-align: center;">None of the pieces fit together and I can't find any edges."<br />
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"What's the picture of?" asks John.<br />
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"It's of a big rooster," replies Buffy.<br />
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"All right," says John. "I'll come over and have a look."<br />
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So he goes over to Buffy's house and she greets him by saying, "Thanks for coming over." </div><div style="text-align: center;"><br />
</div><div style="text-align: center;">Buffy leads John into her kitchen and shows him the jigsaw puzzle on the kitchen table.<br />
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John looks at the puzzle and then turns to her and says, </div><div style="color: yellow; text-align: center;">#</div><div style="color: yellow; text-align: center;">#</div><div style="color: yellow; text-align: center;">#</div><div style="color: yellow; text-align: center;">#</div><div style="color: yellow; text-align: center;">#</div><div style="color: yellow; text-align: center;">#</div><div style="color: yellow; text-align: center;">#</div><div style="color: yellow; text-align: center;">####</div><div style="color: yellow; text-align: center;">###</div><div style="color: yellow; text-align: center;">##</div><div style="color: yellow; text-align: center;">#</div><div style="text-align: center;">"For heaven's sake, Buffy, put the cornflakes back in the box."</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br />
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