Funeral notice

Just to let people know the funeral will be held on friday 5th April at 10.30am in Westbourne Presbyterian Church on the Newtownards Road, Belfast.

Everyone is more than welcome

RIP

belfast taxi driver passed away this evening.
I'll miss you loads

Kept man...

It seems i am to be a kept man in the short term at least.

My ankle shows no sign of healing in fact its getting worse if i am honest, i may have to give in and go to A+E and get it checked out.

So Mrs.belfasttaxi has stepped into the breach and is going back to work (bills need payed), something she is very nervious about  but God love her she is doing it anyway.

I on the other hand am stuck on the sofa unable to move without much F-ing and jeffing and maybe a little squealing.

I have a hard tme relaxing when she is working and i am not.

I dont know how long it will be until i get back to work hopefully not to long.

New heads up display Sat Nav

I have been toying with the idea of a new Satnav for the last few weeks, mine still works fine but i am a sucker for new technology.

If it flashes and goes beep im you man.

I am tempted to wait a little while as in about another six to twelve months garmin are bringing out a new heads up display model.

I so so want one, all i have to do is convince she who must be obeyed!

Sad taxi driver joke of the week no.24

A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood.

 She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do.

"Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?"

The blonde said, "How about 50 dollars?" 

The man agreed and told her that the paint and ladders that she might need were in the garage.

 The man's wife, inside the house, heard the conversation and said to her husband, "Does she realize that the porch goes all the way around the house?"

The man replied, "She should. She was standing on the porch."

A short time later, the blonde came to the door to collect her money.

"You're finished already?" he asked. 

"Yes," the blonde answered, "and I had paint left over, so I gave it two coats.

 "Impressed, the man reached in his pocket for the $50. 

"And by the way," the blonde added,

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 "that's not a Porch, it's a Ferrari."

Ruby goes to the park!

 Ok she may of grown a wee bit since this photo

We have had our pup ruby about 8 months now and from time to time we take her to see her litter mate who are owned by my cousin.

I couldn't go because of my ankle playing up so she took a few videos for me.

This is ruby when she arrived at the park messing about in the woods waiting on the other pups arriving

Ruby had a bit of a run about and was her normal pain in the butt self

But then the real messers of the family turned up and reminded us just how good a dog ruby really is by jumping straight into the river the both of them.

Which made Mrs.belfasttaxi scream like a little girl on this video!

Finally they got them out of the river (mrs.belfasttaxi go a wet butt for her trouble)

but instead of going home in my taxi like they where ment to my cousion and had to walk.

While all we had to but up with was a tired puppy

Thunderstruck........

As you may have read in the last post i fell on my ass much to the amusement of the punters getting into my car.

What i didn't tell you is that twisted my ankle in the fall, i didn't mention it because well it was nothing more than a wee niggle at the time which i assumed would sort itself out.

It did sort itself out by doubling in size and leaving me unable to put any weight on it!

Now i ain't looking sympathy for any of my dear readers cos well sh#t happens, OK  so it happens to me a bit more than others but hey I'm a klutz what you gonna do!

But what would be nice is a little respect in my own house from my so called loving family namely Jr.

Due to the ankle i kinda have to hop everywhere which is bad enough when you weigh nearly 30 stone.

But its is made so much worse when you are followed about  by a 10 year old little prat going

na na na na na na na na  THUNDER,

na na na na na na na na THUNDER
every time my foot hit the floor, hes friggin dead if i ever manage to catch him.

Ac/Dc have a lot to answer for.