Fake "Doctor" Gillian McKeith is a hateful, vile self centred munchkin of a woman who for the last 10 years or so has made a career of chastising fat people on tv.
Her fave way for figuring out what is wrong with her clients ( which everyone else can see just by looking at them) is to look at and prod there poo,
She then forces the poor rotund folk to live on broccoli and mung beans for a few months during which they lose weight which lets face it is hardly surprising cos who the hell wants to eat broccoli or mung beans?
Just recently her career has flagged so she went on I'm a celebrity get me out of here.
where it turns out she is frightened of ever thing including her own shadow.
Needless to say Dr McKeith faints,collapses or just refuses to take part during the bush tucker trails thus making herself even more unpopular than ever.
I came across this wee tune about the poop poking midget in the jungle on youtube which is simply magic
I can't decide if she's playing up the phobias so she can write a book about it, or if she really is afraid of everything including a square meal. Either way she's going to DIE when she gets home and realises everyone is laughing at her antics. They say there's no such thing as bad publicity but actually, there is!!! Oh Gillian, how did it come to this. And as for Shaun - who'd have thought he'd turn out to be so nice and normal? Go on Shaun, you have your wee smoke - why not when there's an open fire burning 24-7???
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