Wednesday, February 23, 2011

Sad taxi drivers joke of the week no.21

John gets a distressed phone call from his very blonde girlfriend Buffy.

"I've got a problem," says Buffy.

"What's the matter?" asks John.

"Well, I bought this jigsaw puzzle, but it's too hard.

None of the pieces fit together and I can't find any edges."

"What's the picture of?" asks John.

"It's of a big rooster," replies Buffy.

"All right," says John. "I'll come over and have a look."

So he goes over to Buffy's house and she greets him by saying, "Thanks for coming over." 

Buffy leads John into her kitchen and shows him the jigsaw puzzle on the kitchen table.

John looks at the puzzle and then turns to her and says, 
"For heaven's sake, Buffy, put the cornflakes back in the box."


  1. Come on, somebody else must hear it. It's like a bunch of teenagers at an out-of control party. It starts as soon as I start to scroll down the blog. Help me out here someone !!!!

  2. My apologies Anon i thought you where messing about when you commented on the last post.

    The noise your hearing is from a video of some Russian kids jumping of a roof top.

    I have removed the offending vid

  3. Thank you Mr Cabbieman, I'll sleep better tonight.


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