Sad taxi drivers joke of the week no.19

 

An Englishman, a Scotsman, an Irishman,

a Latvian, a Turk, an Aussie, a yank,

an Egyptian, a Jap, a Mexican, a Spaniard,

a Greek, a Russian, an Estonian, a German,

a Pole, a Lithuanian, a Swede, a Finn, an Israeli,

a Romanian, a Bulgarian, a Serb, a Czechoslovakian,

and a Swiss man walk into a pub... 

The landlord says 

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"Sorry I can't let you in without a Thai."