Unanswerable questions....

Ask Jeeves has compiled what it called a top 10 of unanswerable questions.

Its all the usual gumpf like

 What is the meaning of life?

 Is there a God?

 Do blondes have more fun?

 What is the best diet?

Well i was bored so here's my 20 unanswerable questions!

1.If you try to fail and succeed, what have you done?
 

2.Are you telling the truth when you lie in bed?
 

3.If knees were backwards, what would chairs look like?
 

4.why is it called a 'building' when it is already built?
 

5.Can you be a closet claustrophobic?
 

6.If all the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting?
 

7.What's the speed of dark?
 

8.Why didn’t Noah swat those two mosquitoes?
 

9.Should crematoriums give discounts for those who died in fires?
 

10.Why is 'abbreviated' such a long word?
 

11.Do witches use spell checkers?
 

12.Would a fly without wings be called a walk?
 

13.If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
 

14.Is this the way to amarillo?
 

15.Doesn't expecting the unexpected make the unexpected expected?
 

16.If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest have to drown too?
 

17.Can fat people go skinny-dipping?
 

18.Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?
 

19.Could crop circles be the work of a cereal killer?
 

20.What does OK actually mean?

One point for each ok!

BTD